The Lotto
There once was a man from Lakewood who fell head first in a bucket full of breast milk. See the man wasnt always a clumsy man, he always knew how to avoid falling into things, but one sunny summer day his life changed. On a beautiful sunny summer day in the South Bay a man named Chuck was walking down the street to Mr. Bees Liqour store to go buy some essentials for his family party and while he was at it a lottery ticket. Chuck figured it could be possible that he would win the lottery, but at the same time he figured it might not be possible. *Chuck in his head* "Id sell my soul to win the lottery.With $25 million dollars I could pay off all my bills, pay off my tax debts and still have money to blow at the club." If only Chuck knew what he had just stated would come back and bite him in the butt. That night a little after midnight Chuck was visited by a unicorn named Phil. Phil told Chuck he heard he would sell his soul to win the lottery and he was there to make his dreams come true. Chuch shocked by what he was hearing said " Give me the new pair of Jordans so I know its real", so Phil did. Once Chuck saw it was real he was ready to sign over his soul. He asked Phil what he needed to do to sell his soul and Phil proceed in telling him. All Chuck had to do was sign over his soul for the next thousand years, but that he'd become a huge cluts in the process and lose his job. Chuck not carring because he knew he'd win the lottery agreed. The next day, Chuck went to the liqour store closest to his work to check his lottery ticket. As it turns out Phil had granted Chucks wish and made him win the lottery. After getting his lottery Chuck paid off all his bills and then some and still managed to have money left over. As the months went on Chuck saw he was starting to become clumsy. His clumsyness became so server that his job ended up firing him from his job at SpaceX. Chuck was so disappointed that he went for a walk. During his walk he was tripping over everything, even the cracks on the side walk. With all that Chuck decided he was gonna go home right when he was gonna get home he tripped over a random bucket of breast milk that this lady left in the middle of the street. With that Chuck said "I wish Id of never sold my soul".
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